Hair

Aha, summer onslaught well under way. The beach is packed with gleaming, shiny limbs in all sorts of shades of burnt sienna. The air smells strongly of coconut sunscreen lotions. The local over seventies have discarded their usual daywear and are sporting large bikinis under large transparent kafans. The German ladies shop topless which makes the Spanish go tsk, tsk, tsk, but they still fall over their shopping carts whilst they tsk.

The lifeguards lounge over their Nintendo games and they have a new dinghy this year.

If disgusting things are not your scene do not watch the video below. I already know that I live in a parallel universe so I find it disustingly funny. It's about a chainsaw claymation maid.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/C06B655992EA42B6BC80DA506BD924BA/chainsaw-maid.aspx