Nun

I sometimes go walking in the mountains with my friend Alice that used to be Frank. The only thing is I am terrified of heights so sometimes I get stuck on the side of a mountain while Alice who used to be Frank sings or dances to try and get me to move again. We were discussing how to overcome this problem when I was hit by a simple soloution. Buy one of those hats that nuns wear. This strikes me as very funny but I understand perfectly if you don't agree.
I'm almost a year without smoking!

This is for the viewer in Chicago because he leaves great comments!