You can come out now ,Judy

Look what I got in the mail today...

"Dear Rozanne,Just noticing your email among the usual offers to buy Viagra and import African contraband, I have now reproached myself that I did not reply earlier than now. Can I blame a lazy assistant who is meant to bring these things to my attention? Rest assured, they have been returned to the dole queue with a flea in their ear..To tell you the truth, I never expected my blog to influence real artists but should I be the spark that ignites your 'brown' or 'fetid' period, a new artistic movement to outdo postmodernism, then I will continue to feel suitably justified in recording my life in such glorious detail.I remain, your most humble servant,Dick."

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http://www.mybloglog.com/buzz/community/therichardmadeleyappreciationsociety/
He posted a description of having to give a specimen and I had just managed to erase the visual image when lo and behold he sent me the above...that's another day with this image burned into my brain. I hope he doesn't describe a trip to the dentist or anything.