Let it Snow, let it snow, let it snow...
Which of course it's not because this is Spain at easter. It is lethal outside in the streets because most of the streets don't have names unless you look very hard. In some streets people have painted on "Calle Madrid" or Calle Segovia" but most of the time visitors gape out of car windows and crash into each other at the junctions.T he locals have a foolproof method for arranging to meet each other, for example..."I'll meet you at the bottom of the gas station road."
"Fine. Seaside or mountainside?"
"Mountainside."
"Fine."
And, since the bars regularly change owners, this method can be used again.
"I'll meet you at the gay bar."
"The bay bar?"
"No, the gay bar."
"I didn't know there was a gay bar here?"
"There isn't."
"Why is it called the gay bar?"
"I don't know."
You can actually waste quite a lot of time with this way of finding your way around town especially as the potholes are now up to twelve inches deep, so motorists are always swerving to avoid them and hitting each other.
Anyway, the illustration is done in Photoshop and Ultra Fractal 4.0.
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